The Diary of May Poppins

( Some delicious holiday related copypasta (because I am lazy) )

Madness: So, um... Dumbledore's a bummer.
Malice: um, no.
Raspberrie: No it's true
Me: yup, http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/2007-10-20-potter-dumbledore_N.htm?csp=1books_harry_potter
Malice: holy shit. I don't think there is anything that can top that anytime soon.
Madness: I know, right.
Avarice: It's basically like giving a Postman a gun full of ammunition.
Avarice: Except replace "Postman" with "Slashfic writer" and "gun full of ammunition" with "hot thoughts of homoerotic wizard action".
Me: Oh I think they already had that.. It's more like taking the postman's gun and giving him a tank. A hover tank that shoots kill lasers.
Raspberrie: Now that's more like it!
Me: Does this mean Snape committed a hate crime?
Madness: Snape: "No, no! I didn't even KNOW he was a fanny bandit! Don't send me to Azkaban!!!"
Preludia: This does bring an interesting question. Top or Bottom?
Madness: Top
Avarice: Bottom
Malice: bottom
Raspberrie: top
Me: Neither.
Madness: Oh come on. There is no third option.
Me: I just think they'd have some cutesy wizard term for it. Like Mimble, and Fallybooler.
Madness: Mimble
Avarice: fallybooler
Raspberrie: mimble

...later...

Madness: Wait... wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if everyone knew BUT Harry.
Me: Harry: I'm Dumbledore's man! Scrimgeour: Right... *backs away slowly* Harry: WHAT!? Why does everyone look at me like that!?
Raspberrie: heh, All those late night sessions alone... Rita would have had a field day.

Ariom: Genders are stupid
Madness: Clarify.
Me: Wow. That was simultaneously the smartest and dumbest thing I have ever read.
Madness: lol wow, wouldn't a paradox of that magnitude basically tear the omniverse a new one?
Raspberrie: Divide by zero?
Me: OH SHI-!
Madness: OH SHI-!
Malice: OH SHI-!
Raspberrie: OH SHI-!
Me ...
Madness: We need lives. Badly.
Ariom: I haet you alll



EDIT: For those who don't get it (all two of you): Explaination, or CRAZY PURPLE KNOCKOUT GAS!?

Given what today is, I figured you could ALL do with a refresher on what this day is really about;

( Eggs behind the cut. )

( A special message, from Ivalice )

PWN got PWNED. The 2007 LSSU list of Banished Words: http://www.lssu.edu/banished/current.php :)

Hope everyone reading this has a very merry Non-Denominational Annual Gift Day!

I decided to have Burger King for lunch today, and what do my eyes spot? A Dance Dance Revolution Kids Meal. I'll let that sink in for a moment.


Am I the only one who finds the entire concept rather ironic?

Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me -- it can only be one word long. Then copy and paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word about you.

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Google your (first) name along with "looks like" and paste anything funny that appears on the first page.

"Rachel looks like she is in some form of fashion custody, doing a perp walk with her lawyer who has advised her to 'dress the way I'm dressing, honey'"

"In short, Rachel looks like a ho. She also looks like Traci Lords, who, for the first part of her career, also looked like a ho."

"Rachel looks like a fluffy pink cupcake, 17 years old, Female"

"At first, Rachel looks like someone who wouldn't need a makeover. However, she is suffering from Alopecia, an autoimmune skin disease that causes hair loss"


Wow....

Part 1

Part 2

Also, I'm sure we all know who Steve Gutenberg is and how he disappeared from the earth on New Years Eve 1989. So who would you say was the Steve Gutenberg of the 90's? Someone who was in damn near everything but almost completely disappeared by 2000. For another thing to consider, who do you think it will be in this decade?

Child: "The secret ingredient, is Mommy"

More of these can be found at the Plan 59 gallery of Demonic Tots.

http://www.plan59.com/scarykids.htm

...that Adult Swim is going to be showing Saved by the Bell for a couple weeks? Don't get me wrong it wasn't a bad show back then...but if there was a list of probable shows to be on Adult Swim, Saved by the Bell most likely wouldn't be there.

Although if it were going to permanently replace Squidbillies and 12 oz. Mouse...then yes, more power to them.

Swiped from Sanna:

http://kevan.org/johari?name=tilty

Is it really so odd that I don't make New Year's Resolutions and find the entire concept to be asinine?

Someone went completely batshit crazy on me when I said this. Seriously, why should you need an excuse to make yourself a better person? Why not, y'know, improve for the sake of improving?

So next time someone asks, my New Year's Resolution is to not make a New Year's Resolution. Foolproof, so say we all!

swiped from inutrunks...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I turned gogar in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In May I pushed pabloviator in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kirschwasser's purse (30 points). Overall, I've been nice (640 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, narcissa_snow

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

他媽的！Serenity was awesome, even after the third time....go see this...NOW.

Stolen from Sanna:

Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

Quiz: http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx/test81.aspx

It's kind of hard to feel sorry for the people who are staying through Hurricane Rita when they've been asked to write their social security # on their arms so their body can be identified. That's usually a pretty good indicator of "Get the fuck out", right?


Sorry for the whole not updating thing. I may update more soon...don't hold me to that though.

Your brain: 100% interpersonal, 60% visual, 200% verbal, and 40% mathematical!

Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers. Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious: Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 82% on interpersonal You scored higher than 58% on visual You scored higher than 99% on verbal You scored higher than 36% on mathematical

Link: The 4-Variable IQ Test written by chriscoyne on OkCupid Free Online Dating